Kuti vatyairi vakaipa vakapasa sei bvunzo yavo yekutyaira chakavanzika

Vatyairi vazhinji vakambobata nevanhu vaya vanotyaira zvishoma nezvishoma vachidzika nemugwara, vasingashandisi masaini avo, kana kusarudza kutyaira nebhampa rekumashure pasina chikonzero chiri pachena. Sezvineiwo, vanhu ava vatyairi vakanaka kwazvo vachienzaniswa nemota dziri mumifananidzo iyi! Asi kuona kutenda, saka ramba uchipuruzira nekuti vatyairi ava vanofanirwa kutorerwa marezinesi avo ASAP.

Vakatora nzira yekuruboshwe isiriyo

Mubvunzo weawa ndewekuti mutyairi uyu akashata here kutyaira kana kuti zvinoshamisa. Vaizokwanisa seizve kusunda rori hombe nepahwindo reuriri hwechipiri kana kwete nokuda kwounyanzvi?

Pamwe izvo, kana kuti vakakanganisa kushambadzira, vakapinda muaccounting uye vakada kudzoka, zvichiita kuti rori ibhururuke nepahwindo. Zano: Famba, usatyaire, muchivako chehofisi.

Uyu haasiriye ega mutyairi akapaza madziro. Mota irikusvika iyi irikusheedzera kuti "Honey ndasvika kumba."

Pamwe dai mapango aive neruvara rwakajeka

Munhu uyu haafaniri kuva nerezinesi. Nepo vanhu vazhinji vasiri ivo vakanakisa pakupaka, izvi zvinotora jerks kune imwe nhanho nyowani nekuti hapana nzira yavaisakwanisa kuita kunze kwekuona mapango eyero akajeka achibuda kunze kwegwara.

Chii, guta rinoda kuti rive kureba nekupenya? Zvichida yakanaka neon pink ruvara yaizomira zvakanyanya kutarisana nedema kumashure. Chero zvazvingava, zvinofadza, kune rori inodhonza kunyadzisa mutyairi.

Kana tacos hupenyu

Zviripachena, mutyairi uyu ane rudo rwakadzama rwema tacos. Nei zvimwe vangadai vakarovera misoro yavo pachiteshi chetaco padivi penzira? Zvichida vaifunga kuti zvaizovaita nhengo dzinokosha kwehupenyu hwose, vachiwana tacos emahara neChipiri.

Chero zvazvingava, vane zvakawanda zvekutsanangura, uye tinovimba kuti mumwe munhu akachenjera achatora rezinesi ravo kwenguva yakareba. Hapana anobvumirwa kushandisa tacos zvisina kunaka zvakadaro!

Kubvisa marara

Dzimwe motokari marara; ichokwadi chehupenyu. Asi chisina kujeka ndechekuti mutyairi uyu akatyaira sei motokari yake mudumpster. Pamwe vaityaira vari mumotokari yavo vachitevedzera Iyo Incredible Hulk, kana kuti vaive nekumhanyisa adrenaline, kana kuti vaisvetuka kubva mumotokari yavo vachibuda munzira, Evel Knievel maitiro.

Zvingave zvakadaro, shamwari yepedyo inofanira kutaura navo kunze kwekutenga mota nyowani uye pamwe nekukanzura rezinesi ravo kwechinguva (kana zvachose).

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, ndiri kumba!

Ave kuda kutaura nemumwe munhu nehasha, ingangove isingaite inosetsa uye inokatyamadza hurukuro pakati paLucy naRicky a la. Ndinoda Lucy. Uyu munhu akanyatso kunzvenga nzira yekutyaira, achifunga kufamba achiyambuka lawn pamberi pemusuwo wepamberi.

Asi mira. Havana kana kumbosvika pamusuwo wepamberi! Pane kudaro, mutyairi uyu akarovera paangangove madziro eimba yekutandarira. Uyewo cherechedza kuneta mumotokari. Iyi ingangove haisi yavo yekutanga rodeo.

Kuuya nekukurumidza: prank inongoshanda kune vanhu vari mukati An Kunyanya benzi firimu.

Zvakapesana ne "dziva remumusha"

Kuti murume uyu akapasa sei bvunzo dzake dzekutyaira hazvisati zvazivikanwa. Asi chakatonyanya kushamisa ndechekuti sei vakafunga kuti raive zano rakanaka kutyaira rori yavo vachipinda mudziva. Ndizvo zvakapesana chaizvo ne "dziva remumusha" kumashure kwerori!

Sezvineiwo, rori rakafara sedziva uye harina kupinda pasi pemvura zvachose. Nekudaro, mumwe munhu anofanira kukanzura rezinesi remunhu iyeye nekukurumidza sezvinobvira.

Oh kuseka

Pane munhu here angazivisa veruzhinji kana chikwangwani ichi chakanzi "Zvakagamuchirwa" chakaiswa pamberi kana mushure mekunge rori yaive kumashure yapidiguka? Nekuti manyemwe ndeyechokwadi uye isu tiri pano nekuda kwayo.

Zvakadaro, kupidiguka kwerori iyi ndeimwewo nyaya, nekuda kwekushaikwa kwemigwagwa, makomba, kana matombo angadai akakonzera mhirizhonga yakadaro mumugwagwa. Zviri pachena kuti vakadzingwa basa kana kuti havana kubhadharwa.

Hungu, musiyano uri pakati perori nechikepe unogona kuvhiringidza.

Kana mutyairi asingazive mutsauko pakati perori nechikepe, inguva yekukanzura rezinesi rekutyaira uye rezinesi rekutyaira. Hakuzi kunyange kuti murume uyu akatyaira mumvura; ndiko kuti vakaramba vachityaira!

Kumberi kwemota kwakanyatsonyudzwa mumvura! Uye haigoni kupiwa mhosva yekuti rori nechikepe zvose zviri zvichena, izvo zvinokanganisa (kwete chikonzero chakanaka!).

Rori yaingoda kuita acrobat kwezuva rose

Mufananidzo uyu unomutsa ndangariro dzehudiki kune chero ani zvake, pawakaedza kuzununguka pamubhedha uye wakanamatira kweminiti yese? Eya, iyi rori zvimwe icharamba yakamira kwenguva inopfuura miniti, asi mutyairi achava nenguva yakakwana yokupa tsamba yake yokurega, pamwe chete nekodzero dzake.

Chinhu chakanakisa pamufananidzo uyu hachisi kana kutyaira kwakashata, asi chokwadi chekuti vanhu vakaungana pabhiriji kuti vaone kuvhiringidzika kuchiitika. Iyi imhando yekuvaraidza.

Makadii vakuru

Mapurisa aya pamwe akabva atora rezinesi rekutyaira iri. Ndine urombo, murume mumotokari tsvuku, asi kudzika masitepisi marefu kunongoshanda kana wapinda An Kunyanya benzi firimu uye netsaona kupfeka skates.

Zvikasadaro, unongova rudzi rwomunhu aifunga kuti zvingava zvinonakidza kufamba pasi pamasitepisi, kwete kungoparadza motokari bedzi, asi kuita kuti vanhu vabude munzira apo chaizvoizvo haufaniri kunyange kuvapo!

Kunyange chikamu chebasa remukuru chiri kupa matikiti, mupurisa uyu ari kuda chimwe chikoro chekutyaira.

Kutora hasha dzemumugwagwa kune imwe nhanho itsva

Vatyairi vemarori vane tsika yekufunga kuti ndevavo mugwagwa. Nekudaro, mutyairi werori uyu anotora pfungwa iyi kune imwe nhanho nyowani. Panzvimbo pokuti amhanyire chaizvo neruzha ruzha, munhu uyu anongomhanya pamusoro pemota iri pamberi!

Ndine urombo, asi vatyairi vane hasha dzemumugwagwa zvakadaro havafanirwe kubvumidzwa kutenga matayi chaiwo saizi yemota yakajairika. Shamwari dzemutyairi uyu, yave nguva yekuvatorera kodzero dzavo!

Basa rimwe. Une basa rimwechete here

Vatyairi veLimousine vanobhadharwa kusimudza vanhu, kuvatyaira kwavanoenda, kumirira uye kuenda navo kumba. Mutsanangudzo iyi hapana panowanikwa chirevo chekuti vaenzi vanenge vabhadhara mari yekufambisa vanofanira kubuda mumotokari inonzi limousine kubatsira mutyairi kufambisa mota kana yasvika pasi pechikomo.

Mutyairi, une basa rimwe chete, uye ndiko kuziva nzvimbo yauri kutyaira! Iyi sevhisi inowana zero rating.

Izvi zvinomboitika sei?

Mota iyi yakapinda mudambudziko rekuzivikanwa uye yakafunga kuti yaida kuve flyover yemhando. Iyi ndiyo chete tsananguro yekuti sei uye nei mufananidzo uyu wakaitika. Hatichatoti vatorwe rezinesi, nekuti vaingobatsira mota.

Kune rumwe rutivi, munhu akapfuura pasi pemotokari zvechokwadi anofanira kufungisisa paanenge achityaira mumugwagwa zvakare.

Basa rekupedzisira rekupaka

Vangave vari mushishi kana kuti vasingadi kuti mumwe mutyairi arove mota yavo, vanhu vanosungirwa kuona mota yakamiswa mbiri pane imwe nguva. Asi mutyairi uyu anotora iyo mbiri yekupaka pfungwa kune imwe nhanho nyowani.

Iyi kupaka katatu here? Nyaya yekuti vakakwanisa kutyaira motokari yavo mune imwe mota ndokusvikopinda munzvimbo diki iyi ibasa chairo. Kwete kuti tinovarumbidza kana zvimwe zvakadaro...

Tinoda kuita musungwa

Kusiyana nekutenda kwakakurumbira, havasi mapurisa ese anoziva kutyaira nenzira imwechete, sezvaungaona kubva pamufananidzo uri pamusoro. Zviripachena mamwe mapurisa anofanirwa kubvisirwa marezinesi avo sezvo vanenge vachida kupinda mudzimba dzenhare.

Zvisinei, munhu uyu ari padivi anotova nani pane mutyairi wemapurisa akaipa. Anongomira nekofi yake yemangwanani oshaya kuti mupurisa uyu akariwanepi bheji rake. Changamire, nakidzwai nekofi yenyu musafunge zvakawanda.

Kuuya Munguva pfupi: Iye murume anoratidza kuti K-Kutendeuka kwakaoma kupfuura zvavanotarisa.

Iyo nguva iyo nzira yekudimbudzira isingashande

Mufananidzo uyu inyaya yekunyevera. Ngano inotaura kuti pese kana shamwari ikakuudza kuti inoziva nzira yekukurumidza kuenda kuresitorendi, usatore zano rake. Nekuti, sezvauri kuona kubva pamufananidzo uyu, iyi pfupi nzira inogona kuita kuti mota irove nepamadziro, pakupedzisira ichiparadza zvirongwa zvemanheru.

Nei mutyairi akafunga kuti zvaive nani kutyaira achipfuura nemuchivako pane kuchitenderedza chiri chakavanzika chakakwana. Asi chinhu chimwe ndechechokwadi; zvirokwazvo havachaendi kunodya.

Nezvehunyanzvi inzira yemugwagwa.

Ko mota yacho ichiri paasphalt here? Ehe. Asi hazvirevi kuti havasi majee! Vakatyaira motokari vakananga pamatombo akanga achangogadzikwa, zvichiita kuti vashandi vaongorore basa ravo zvakare.

Marezinesi ekutyaira aya haafanirwe kungotorerwa chete, asi kuti vanofanira kumanikidzwa kubatsira vashandi kugadzirisa dambudziko ravakonzera. Zvinongoita sezvakanaka. Ngatingovimbai kuti asphalt inoomesa pamatayi avo. Pamwe ipapo vachadzidza chidzidzo chavo.

Hongu, zvichabatsira kusimudza motokari kubva mujecha

Nyaya yekuti mhuri iyi yakasarudza kutyaira padyo nemvura inoita kuti titende kuti havawanzoenda kumahombekombe. Hongu, motokari dzinogona kufamba pajecha. Asi apo motokari inorema inosvika pedyo nemvura, inonyura!

Zvisinei, usanetseka; mhuri iyi inoziva zvekuita. Zviripachena, kuchera kunze mavhiri epamberi uye jacking kumusoro mota ichaiburitsa kunze kwekusveta mamiriro.

K-Turn yakanganisa

Kuti K-turn yakatadza sei chinhu chakavanzika pachacho. Murombo uyu pamwe aiedza kucheuka. Chokwadi ndechekuti akaedza kucheuka achitevera nzira imwe chete.

Saka anga ari munzira isiriyo kubva pakutanga? Ndinovimba mapurisa aya akataura naye kwenguva refu uye zvakaoma asati amutorera rezinesi rekutyaira kweinenge svondo.

Mukoma waSanta aingoda zuva nezuva

Sezviri pachena, mukoma waSanta aida ngwariro. Ndechipi chimwe chikonzero chingave motokari tsvuku padenga? Asi zviri pachena kuti hama yacho haina kudzidza pachikoro chendege, sezvo yakapaka zvisizvo uye haina mhembwe.

Saka mubvunzo uchave kuti anoronga kuburuka sei, kunze kwekunge adzvanya bhatani remashiripiti uye mota inosimuka sendege. Nokuda kwechimwe chikonzero, tinopokana zvakasimba nazvo.