Renault Twingo - Spa Shuttle

Hupenyu hwangu hwakazara kusvika pamuromo. Pleasure. Snyadanko, kutarisa e-mail (mitemo yebasa iri kure), kufonera shamwari shoma shoma, purogiramu yako yeTV yaunofarira pamusoro pekofi yaunofarira, uye kirabhu yemitambo iri pedyo. Manheru, unoziva, nyorera shamwari uye enda kuguta naye. Pane zvakawanda zvinofanirwa kutaurwa nezvekubuda, zvakadaro, nekuti ndinogara mudhorobha uye padyo nezvose zvekuti ndinofamba mamaira akawanda kubva muimba yangu yekutandarira kuenda kukicheni yangu kupfuura zvandinoita munharaunda yangu.

Uye zvese zvaive zvakanaka kutozosvikira zuva riya renhamo, apo nhiyo ine bvudzi dzvuku, ichikweva pachigayo chiri pedyo, yakandikurudzira nzvimbo yakanakisa muguta. Kungoti guta rangu harisi diki uye SPA, kunyangwe kutsamwa, ingori mabhuroko mashoma kure. Uyezve, pasinei nekutsamwa, chakanga chiri chinhu chakanakisisa. Saka ndaifanira kuwana shamwari yechipiri - ine mavhiri mana. Uye yakatanga ...

Pane anonditeerera here?

Vamwe vanhu vanoda kuomesa zvinhu. Panzvimbo pekutarisa pane zvandinoda chaizvo, vatengesi veshowroom vari kutanga kuwedzera zvinhu zviri nyore nemafungiro anoita kuti musoro wangu utenderere. Pamwe nokuti vanoona musikana? Damn stereotype. Vanoda kupinza zvese zvavanazvo mumitengo yavo, chero zvichibuda kune dzimwe nhamba nhanhatu kumagumo.

Asi zvakadaro ndinoshandura. Inofanira kuva duku. Anofanira kuenda. Zvinofanira kutaridzika. Shamwari dzangu dzinofanira kutaura chinhu chakanaka kana dzikazviona, asi havangaite godo neni nekuti ini handizvide. Kuitira shanje bvudzi rangu tsvuku rakandikwanira. Roadster? Izvi hazvisi zvangu. Matambudziko makuru nekupaka, zvidhinha. Kana motokari yemitambo? Mudiki chaiye. Uye stylish. Asi pandakaona rondedzero yemitengo, ndakafadzwa kuti varnish haidonha.

Imwe salon uye mukomana akanaka achirumbidza hunyanzvi hwemota yake. Sistimu yakadaro, hurongwa hwakadaro… sei ndichifanira kutenga zvese izvi, ndinoda mota, uye iyi inoda kunditengesera chitundumuseremusere. Uye ndinoda spa shuttle.

Miss Sixty

Imwe salon uye pakupedzisira ndine chimwe chinhu. Mota idiki, yakatsvinda uye ine ruvara rwepingi isingawanzo kutonhorera. Ndinosvika ndoona kuti chichava chinhu chinonakidza chaizvo. Handifi ndakapinda mumotokari yakapendwa nemaruva muhupenyu hwangu, handisi rudzi rwaBarbie - uye pamusikana mudiki uyu zvinoitwa nekunzwa. Munzvimbo shoma chete panoonekwa maruva akajeka. Zvakare, mafuremu epingi ndeyekuwedzeredza, asi kazhinji inogamuchirwa.

Ndinotarisa mukati ndokuona kuti pane munhu anga achienderana apa. Mabhatani, mapfundo, kusona kwese uye kunyangwe kuiswa kwematehwe muzvigaro zvevelor zvinogadzirwa nemuvara wemuviri, izvo zvinoreva ... ngative vakatendeseka - pink. Gumbo rinogadzirwa zvakare nedehwe, uye visor yakatenderedzwa zvakanaka pamusoro pe-on-board makomputa skrini yakashongedzwa. Iyo mota inotaridzika zvakanaka uye yakashongedzwa, kunyangwe ingangoita, zvakare, mari yakawanda ...

Mutengesi anogona kunge achiona kupenya muziso rangu nekuti anomira kuita semushandi wemushandi, asi pakupedzisira anozivisa zvinyoronyoro kuti ndine chinyorwa chakaganhurirwa Miss Sixty Renault Twingo pamberi pangu (asi iyo nhamba - ini ndine chimwe chinhu kubva muwadhiropu yangu) uye muBohemian Pink. Mushure memashoko anofinha einjini ye75-horsepower, 5-speed gearbox uye air conditioning seyakajairwa, takaenderera mberi kune curiosities. Zvakazoitika kuti motokari ine chibatiso che lipstick uye eyeliner, pamwe chete nemhando yemaruva inooneka paupholstery yemagonhi uye kunyange pane wiper pasi petsoka dzomufambi. Zvakanaka, rug zvakare yakangwara, asi mamwe anonamatira pamwechete. Uye ndinonyatsozvifarira. Maiwe, handisati ndabvunza mutengo...

Ini handisi kunyanya kunetseka nezvehuwandu hwenzvimbo kumashure, uye kunyangwe kunyengetedza kwemutengesi, handina kuenda kunoedza pasofa rekumashure (kwete mune iyi siketi), asi mukomana akazvishingisa - akarongedza kumashure kumberi. uye akaratidza kuti akanga asina kunyanya kuomesera. Ndizvozvo - mabvi pasi pechirebvu airatidza chimwe chinhu, kunyange mushure mokunge chigaro chemashure chichiendeswa kune trunk, chakanga chisina kuipa.

Mabatiro andakaita pahunde akavhiringa mukomana. Panzvimbo yekunyunyuta kuti yaive idiki, ndakafara kuti mabhegi angu ekutenga aisabhururuka achitenderedza bhutsu yenhandare yenhabvu kana ndichikona. Zvirinani kwandiri, asi ngatidzikei kubhizinesi. Sei?

Ikozvino ndini ndave kunzwa kunyara. Mutengo wacho wakaderera katatu kudarika mu salon yapfuura. Uye zvese zvakandikodzera. Imotokari yakanaka yakadaro isingasviki 39 zviuru? Kubata kupi?

gachik

Ndakatyaira mota iyi kwemwedzi yakati wandei ndikashaya. Ndaisatarisa hangu nekuti mwana ndiye wandaida. Kunze kwaizvozvo, ini handisvuti zvakanyanya uye hapana munhu ari patreadmill anondimisa nekuda kwegodo. Akaita seshamwari yakanaka ine mavhiri mana, uye iwe haufanirwe kusarudza shamwari dzako, handiti?

Ndinofunga kudaro, asi kwete hazvo shamwari yangu yebipedal. Mazuva mashoma apfuura, akaverenga kuti gore rino richave zuva rakasviba zvakanyanya, akave nechokwadi chekuti hapana shamwari yake yaizosvika mumugwagwa wangu mukati mekukanda chinhambwe che iPhone, akadhonza baseball cap pameso ake ndokuenda, sezvaakataura. , kuti “testdragon” .

Akazodzoka papera awa akati mukadzi chete ndiye anogona kuda loader iyi, nekuti pink haisiriye dhizaini yake. Injini haigone kufambirana nemotokari ichimhanya zvakanyanya. Huremu huremu hwemotokari hunovhara simba rakaderera muguta, asi munzira yekukwira mota inotanga kudzika pasi pakazara throttle uye, ichimhanyisa kubva pachikomo, inotanga kuyerera zvakanaka munzira. Mwenje wemberi waigona kupenya zvishoma. Maererano naye, gumbo rinosungirirwa kumavhiri ane rack, nokuti hurongwa hwekufambisa hahuna zvachose. Kusanzwa kunewo avhareji, saka tachometer iri pamberi pemeso haina basa. Uye pakupedzisira - kuti chifananidzo chiri mugirazi rekumashure chinodedera kubva pakudengenyeka.

Ndezvipi zvakaipa izvi? - Ndakapindura. Kubva nezuro ndaityaira mota iyi uye hapana kana mumwe wavo wandaona. Semuenzaniso, ini handicherechedzi kudengenyeka mugirazi, nekuti ndinogadzirisa makeup yangu kwete ndichityaira, asi kana ndakamira parobhoti. Kwandiri, mota iyi inoshaya zvakanyanya otomatiki giya bhokisi, nekuti hazvina kuoma kubatidza yekutanga pane yekumashure - kunze, zvese zvinondikodzera mairi. Pamwe handidi zvakadaro? Kana kuti pamwe akauya nezvikanganiso izvi zvekundimanikidza kutenga chimwe chinhu chinodhura?

Handingazvinetse nazvo. Chinonyanya kukosha, ndinotyaira yangu spa shuttle kune yakanakisa spa muguta. Ndine mari yakawanda nekuda kweizvi nekuti handina kushandisa yakawanda pamotokari. Diki. Cheap. Madhisiki. Zvinoita sokuti. Uyezve, ndewangu. Uye ngazvirambe zvakadaro!