Iyo yakanyanya idiotic nzira dzekubvisa mota yechando nechando

Kumwe kuodzwa mwoyo mumano epfungwa evagari vekwavo vanoita kunge vakangwara uye vakabudirira kwakawira munyori wemitsara iyi munzvimbo yekupaka padyo nemba, apo vese varidzi vemotokari vaifanira kubvisa mota dzavo dzeaizi mushure me "mvura inotonhora" yaNovember.

Munyori wemitsara iyi iye pachake aifanira kucheka magonhi emotokari yake kubva muaizi. Pane imwe nguva, kutarisa kwakaswededzwa kune murume ane chimiro cheprofessorial, akavhura Toyota Camry yake uye kwemaminetsi gumi anga achiishandisa kuita "kufa kutanga solo". Pakupedzisira, iyewo akabva anyarara. Mushure mezvo, babamunini vakaedza kuvhura hood vasina kubudirira. Asi chando chakaoma pairi chakasiya pasina mukana. Paive nekamwe kakushinyira, mugari akanyura musalon, akaraura hatchet yevashanyi ndokutanga kuibaya-baya nekupenga pachando chechando pahood. Akazobvisa chivharo chechando ndokuchivhura. Asi pamutengo wakadini: munzvimbo nhatu, simbi yakachekwa, tisingatauri mabonzo!

Asi izvi zvisati zvaitika, nekona yeziso rangu, ndakacherechedza maitiro asinganzwisisiki emusikana kune rumwe rutivi rwangu. Aiita seaikusha chimwe chinhu muchando chakavhara hwindo remota. Basa rekurima rakapera munguva pfupi uye mukadzi akakwira mumotokari yake yekurudyi achifamba asina chaanoita (nenzira, zvakare Toyota). Achinyepedzera kuva mupfuuri, akafunga kunyungudusa revo yamanomano asinganzwisisike. Zvakazoitika kuti mugari wacho akavhara girazi remotokari yake nemunyu unodyika! Sezviri pachena, mukuedza kukurumidzira kunyunguduka kwayo - shure kwezvose, motokari yakanga yatotanga uye chitofu chingadai chakanyungudutsa ice zvakadaro mushure menguva yakati.

Nguva yakati gare gare, pakupedzisira ndakapwiswa kuti ndakanga ndine “mhanza” yokupinda munzvimbo huru yeboka chairo ramapenzi. Mangwanani iwayo zvino asingakanganwiki akawedzera mamwe "zviratidziro" zvakati wandei kumuunganidzwa wangu wezviitwa zvevanhu zvisina zvazvinoreva. Pakati pavo paiva newandaiva naye mumba, uyo akanga “achibvisa chando” pagirazi remotokari yake, achiidira ne“anti-freeze” yewachi yepamhepo. Panguva imwe cheteyo, haana kana kumboedza kumutsa motokari, achitsanangura chisarudzo chake nekuchengetedza zvachose peturu. Mangwanani akatevera, ndakagutsikana kuti chando chaiva pamotokari yake chakanga changowedzera uye kuwana tint inofadza yegirini.

Mumwe waaishanda naye munzvimbo yekupaka akavhura motokari nemvura yaivira yakaunzwa neketero, achiidurura kunhivi yemasuo ose. Sei pendi pamasuo ose yakasviba kana zvichikwanisika (sezvo zvakanga zvisingashiviriri) kuzarura imwe, uye wobva watanga motokari uye zvishoma nezvishoma kupisa mamwe ose - hazvina kujeka zvachose.

Iyo apotheosis yemangwanani iwayo echando kwaive kucherechedzwa kweimwe blonde, nekushingirira kwaSisyphus, achiedza kutsvaira chando chakatsetseka kubva padenga rake (zvakare Toyota) RAV4 nebhurashi rechando ...