Motokari Dzenyeredzi

20 mapikicha ekutasva akavanzwa mugaraji raJeff Dunham

Varume vatinonamata pachiratidziro chikuru kana pakushambadzira vanoita sevakakura kupfuura hupenyu. Isu tinowanzo taura hunhu uye hunhu kune vatinofunga kuti ndivo (sekufanana nekuzadza ma blanks kudhirowa chimiro chemunhu kubva pane zvatinoziva). Kune mutambi uye mutambi Jeff Dunham, mutambo wakasarudzika wakamuunzira mukurumbira wenyika uye kucherechedzwa kwehunyanzvi hwaiita sehunotsigirwa naye ega.

Haasi akawanda ma ventriloquists ane mukurumbira zvakakwana kuti ave mukuru, uye kwete mazhinji eaya mashoma anozoonekwa kana iwe uchitsvaga internet. Chokwadi ndechekuti iyi haisiriyo nharaunda yevaraidzo inokurumidza kukura. Kana paine chinhu, izvi zvinongo simbisa nyaya yetarenda raDunham rekuseka, paakachera mumusika niche iyo iye ega anopinda mairi, uye hapana mumwe munhu angatomboedza.

Pasinei nerondedzero inoyemurika yezvaakaita pabasa paanosiya kuita zvekutamba odzokera kumba, kune divi kuDunham rinoita kuti mwoyo yedu izare nekuzvikudza nekuyemura, kunze kwekunge iwe. IZVI mukuru anovenga ventriloquism, kureva.

Jeff anogona kunge aine zvimwe zvekuzvivaraidza nazvo zvisinganzwisisike, asi pane chinhu chimwe chete chikuru chaanoita zvirinani kupfuura zvakawanda (kunze kwezvidhori izvi): kuunganidza zvimedu zvakasiyana-siyana zvenhoroondo yemotokari yemhando yepamusoro kuita muunganidzwa unoyevedza. Haaite seanonyanya kufarira mota kunze kwemavhiri. Chokwadi ndechekuti Jeff anongoda mota dzake.

Iye munyarikani, anoda mvura, mutyairi wemotokari yemujaho weamateur uye mukomana anosetsa ane zvake zvaanoda kana zvasvika pakuti mota dzake dzinofanira kutaridzika sei. Zvese izvi zvinouya pamutengo, zvisinei, uye kunyangwe paine kukosha kwaizoita kuti Jay Z abvise ngowani yake mukutenda, Dunham ane akati wandei akaunganidzwa anoisa panjodzi yekuisa vanhu vadiki mukati mutsvuku. Kuti anozvikwanisa here kana kuti kwete zvinoenderana neruzivo rwako rwemari. Ndiri pano chete kuti ndipe ruzivo.

20 Batmobile ($1 miriyoni)

Kune vanyengeri vazhinji, asi vepakutanga mumwe chete. Zvakanaka, kune matatu "yekutanga" Batmobiles kubva Batman Anodzoka zvikamu, asi pakanga paine maviri "yekutanga-yekutanga", uye kune iyi yaiita semudzidzi. Yakangovakwa kuti ifambe mazana mashoma tsoka panguva, katatu kana kana kana mukugadzirwa. Chigadzirwa chemagetsi ndicho chaive chishoma chekunetseka kwechikwata chemotokari, uye injini yemabhokisi mazana matatu nemakumi mashanu ndiyo chete yavakapa. Akapiwa simba rakakodzera chete mushure mekunge asiya kiti uye zvino anotasva LS yekumhanya giya ine mhando imwechete yeinjini. Nhamba dzeChassis hadzigone kuzivikanwa uye, sekuziva kwaDunham, haisi chimwe chinhu kunze kwemafuremu maviri akasungwa kuita rimwe ane мало flair.

19 Lincoln Batmobile Futura ($4.2 miriyoni)

Fiberglass Freaks, yakavakirwa muIndiana, inoita chaizvo zvaungatarisira kuti kambani ine zita iroro iite. Vanoshandura fiberglass kuita zvinhu zvisinganzwisisike, uye pakati pezvinhu zvinoshamisa pane chidimbu chenhoroondo kubva kundangariro dzedu dzehudiki dzakabata nzvimbo yakakosha mumoyo yedu: yekutanga Batmobile. Muchokwadi, vakagadzira mifananidzo yakawanda yeBatmobile munguva yakapfuura, saka Dunham paakasvika kwavari aine Futura ra1955 uye nechikumbiro chinoshamisa, vakabva vangoziva kwaakananga. Dunham akaisa maoko ake pairi uye akahaya fiberglass freaks kuti atange kuidzosera zvizere muFutura Batmobile chaiyo.

18 Plymouth Barracuda ($100,000)

Zvakaoma kufungidzira mutengo chaiwo weDunham's Barracuda. Modhi ine mashoma mashoma akasiyana akasiyana yave yakakurumbira zvekuti mitengo yemienzaniso yepakutanga yemotokari dzakadaro inogona kubva pamadhora makumi maviri e20,000 kusvika pamadhora zviuru zviviri. Dunham haaite seane hanya nezvinhu zvakaita sekukosha kwemusika, kunyangwe ari mukomana anoita zvinhu sekutenga Barracuda pazuva remuchato wake (ndizvo zvaakaudza mudzimai wake, zvakadaro). Vanhu vazhinji vanorenda limousine; Jeff anotenga mota dzemhasuru. Akati akachaira mudzimai wake mumotokari iyi kumutambo wemakodhi muna 100,000. Cuda yakatemerwa mutengo wehunyanzvi (nevakomana vanochaja madhora zviuru zvishanu kuti vauye kuzokuudza izvo zvisina kunaka nezve purojekiti yako yakawandisa). uye akagamuchira zvibodzwa zve1989. chete Chikonzero chezvibodzwa zvishoma-kupfuura-zvakakwana yaive siruu imwe chete isina kupendwa ruvara rwakafanira. (Kune mbiri yangu huru, zvakanakisa kufuratira icho screw kana uchitonga mota yangu, uchingoti.)

17 Challenger RT 440 Six-Pack ($100,000)

Pakazosvika nguva Dodge yave kuda kuunganidza Challenger, iyo yakaedzwa nguva yemhasuru mota formula yaive iri nyore: hapana chinotsiva kutamiswa. Zvisinei, sezvo kutamiswa kwakawedzera, mhepo yakawanda nemafuta zvaidiwa. Nepo kuendesa mhepo kwaive pikicha yefizikisi yayo yekukwikwidza nayo, fomula yekugadzirisa dambudziko rekutakura mafuta einjini dzekufambisa yaive nyore: ingo wedzera carburetor (kana maviri). Iyo Six-Pack 440 yakanga isiri chiyero chekuita chete, asiwo chirevo. Challenger yakauyawo nedzimwe sarudzo dzakawanda dzinoyevedza, senge 383cid kana 425bhp Hemi 426, asi sita-cylinder package inonzwika inotonhorera. Jeff's 440 anopfeka iyi Sublime Green color ine kudada kwakafanana neiyo mitsetse mitema 440.

16 Hellcat Challenger ($85,000)

Kana uri mukomana akaita saJeff Dunham, zvinhu zvakanaka zvinouya zviri zviviri. Majee akanaka (sevashandi vese vegasi veDunham vaunoziva uye vaunoda), Mabhatmobiles uye, hongu, Dodge Challengers. Chii chinobatsira mumwe pasina mumwe? (Izvo zvingangove zvakanaka, asi Dunham haadi kuisa pangozi.) Dodge paakazivisa kuti SRT Challenger itsva yaizowanikwa muSublime Green retro livery - mutambo wakakwana ne1970 440 Challenger yayo - inogona kunge yakafanana. zvakanyorwa zvakanaka munyeredzi. Mushure mezvose, kana uri kuenda pachikuva kuronga kuisa ruoko rwako kumashure kwechipopi uchiita ruzha rusinganzwisisike, unogonawo kunakidzwa nekufamba kwako.

15 Amficar ($25,000)

Quandt Boka rinotarisira uyu mutyairi wemultimedia, izvo zvisiri izvo zvese zvinonakidza kutarisa chero munzira kana mumvura. Asi kusiyana nedzimwe motokari dzakaedza kusanganisa nzira dzekutakura (kazhinji pasina kubudirira), mvura inoshanduka kuva nzvimbo yakanakisisa yechinhu chinofanira kunge chiri motokari asi inofarira kuita sechimwe chinhu pamusi weSvondo masikati. Iyi Amphicar irwendo rwakanaka rwechikepe zvekuti dzimwe nguva Jeff anoenda narwo kuCastaic, aine chidhori chake chakarembera chiri mutow, hongu, kwezuva rekuzorora rekubata uye kusunungurwa. (Usandibvunza kuti anosvika sei kusvika kure kune mutongi wepuppet, ini ndanga ndichinetseka chinhu chimwe chete.)

14 Ferret Scout ($17,000)

Iine mwero $17,000 mutengo tag, Ferret Scout zvine nharo ndiyo yakanakisa sarudzo yekutora post-apocalyptic zvikwata zvebhasiketi uye kurwisa zombies. Iyi ndiyo chete dzidziso inoedza kutsanangura kuti nei aida mota ine zvombo mungarava yake yeChallenger neBatmobiles. (Chokwadi, akatsemura majee mashoma ane shady nguva nenguva, asi handifungi kuti vakaipa zvakakwana kuti vapembedze zvombo zvechiedza.) Kana achitya Zombies kana mafeni hazvina basa, nekuti neganda resimbi iro inovharira vagari iyi diki mini-tangi, anogona kutaura majee akaipisisa munyika, uye vashoma vanhu vanogona kuita chero chinhu nezvazvo.

13 1934 Ford Firepower ($25,000)

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Ndichaita zvakanaka uye ndipe chinhu ichi kukosha kwakakwana. Haana kumboivaka zvakachipa zvakadaro, asi sekune mota dzese dzetsika, dzakanaka sezvinoratidzika kune muridzi, iyi dehenya induction supercharger haingondishandire. Izvo, uye chimwe chinhu chinenge hafu-yakarereka, chassis yakakombama, inoita kuti iite senge katuni. Ini ndinovenga kuida kana kuti ndinoda kuivenga, asi kubva pazvitarisiko zvayo, chinonyanya kukosha ndechekuti itsvimbo inotonhora inopisa (uye ine ruzha pane izvozvo). Anokwanisa kushandisa mari inodarika zviuru zana zvemadhora kuti achinje chitandadzo chake kuita hunyanzvi hwemotokari, asi zvakare, semapurojekiti ese emotokari etsika, haambokoshe zvaunazvo.

12 Ford GT ($500,000)

Zvakangoitikawo here kuti mutungamiri weFord tech akadzosa GT40 kuhupenyu ane rinenge zita rakafanana neremukomana anosekesa aive muridzi weimwe yemazuva ano iterations yengano yeFord? Jeff Dunham muridzi Ford GT uye mukomana anonzi Jim Dunham yakadzosa iyo GT40 kumbiri yayo yemujaho ine Ford chimiro. Zvinoita sekuti zita reDunham rinokwezva iyo Ford GT kubva pasina. Zvakanaka, zvingave izvo, kana kuti ane mari yakawanda zvokuti anogona kutenga chibhakera uye asinganetseki kurasikirwa neimwe pano nepapo. Ford GTs dzatove mota dzinodhura, kunyangwe semhando dzekare, kunyangwe iyo Dunham modhi pachayo iri chimwe chinhu chengano uye pamwe inodhura zvishoma nekuda kwechokwadi ichocho. Huridzi hwake hweGT hunodzikinura chero huso hwaAhmed hwakanyangara akagara pamudziyo unopisa.

11 George Barris Calico Surfer (?)

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Dzimwe mota dzine Jeff kuti ave anotonhorera, asi dzimwe mota dzinofanira kuva naJeff kuti ave anotonhorera. Ndechipi chezvikamu zviviri izvi icho chinhu chebhuruu ichi ndechepi? Ini ndinofungidzira zvinoenderana nezvaunobvunza, asi chimwe chinhu Jeff haakwanise kurarama pasina mushure mekuve nacho kamwechete. Anonyatso nekuravira kweakanyanya-zvisingawanzo uye akasarudzika mota, sezvauri kutoona. Calico Surfer yakagadzirirwa chete International surfing muparidzi wemagazini Calvin Clark muma1960. Yaidhura $22,000 kare ikako, uye nerondedzero yevaridzi vane mbiri seyaanounganidza, munhu anogona kungofungidzira kuti chinhu ichi chakakosha sei mazuva ano. Ndinotenda kuti mumwe munhu anoda kuripa.

10 Dodge Viper ACR ($125,000)

Jeff Dunham anotsanangura yake 2008 Dodge Viper ACR se "hardcore". Iyo Viper Special Edition yaive yemhando yepamusoro-inoshanda, ine mashoma edition vhezheni yeViper iyo yakaderedzwa muhuremu neanenge 100 mapaundi. Inogona kunge isingaite seyakawanda, asi kudhonza iyo yakawedzera kuwanda kumakona uye kubva pakumira kwakazara zvinoita ita chirango chekuita. Musiyano wemutengo wakakodzera here? Kwete nhasi. Zvirinani kana iwe uchida hombe, mafuta bang kune yako buck. Kudiwa kwerudzi urwu rwemotokari kwakadzikira zvishoma mumakore achangopfuura, zvichikonzera kudzikira kweinenge madhora zviuru makumi maviri paavhareji. Nekudaro, iyi, yaive yaJeff, yaikosha zviuru zvemadhora. More kupfuura akanga ari mutsva. (Inobhadhara kuva nemukurumbira, handizvo here?)

9 Plymouth Superbird ($100,000)

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Iyo Plymouth Superbird inguva pfupi-yekurarama vhezheni yeRoadrunner ine yakasarudzika dhizaini uye magiraidhi pasuru iyo yakatora mwoyo yevanopisa tsvimbo vanofarira kutenderera nyika. Yakaunganidza kutarisisa kwakasarudzika neaero package yaionekwa seyekucheka-kumucheto uye bapiro rakakwirira zvakakwana kuti ripe varidzi veStance Nation Civic chikonzero chekuchengeta mamwe mashoma ekupukuta pane yavo yeusiku. Hapana chimwe cheizvi chakashanda zvakanaka nekuti manzwisisiro edu ehunyoro hwemagetsi uye mashandisiro avanoita kumota yemujaho aive asina kupeperetswa panguva iyoyo. Nekudaro, iyo icon, uye isingawanzo vhezheni yeyakajairwa 70s Mopar, dzimwe nguva inokanganisa sechikepe chidiki.

8 Chester ($500)

Usafunge kuti Jeff Dunham ndemumwe snooty comedian akanyanya kunaka kuita sesu tose. Muzviitiko zvakawanda, izwi rokuti "kuzvikudza" - kunyanya maererano naJeff - rinoreva zvakanyanya kune basa rinokosha rezviito zvake, pane mafungiro ake. (Jeff chaizvoizvo munhu ari pasi-pasi-pasi.) Chinokosha ndechokuti tinobvunza zvinhu zvakawanda pamusoro paJeff nekuve nemotokari iyi chaiyo, pasinei nokuti ingave yakaisvonaka sei. (Ndiani mumwe muridzi wemavans akadai?) Ine mabhero ese eretro nemuridzo zvekupera kwema'70s izvo murume wechidiki, akarasika aigona kupa: mamwe maDaylighters pane grille kuitira kana marambi ako epamberi akaita mapatya. all the Zvakaitika kuti gungwa portholes uye kunyange soft body kit yakakundikana. (Unoziva kuti unoda.)

7 Vox Mobile ($216,000)

Inonzi Vox Mobile uye inoonekwa segitare rinokurumidza kwazvo pasi rose. (Ini ndinokahadzika kuti kunze Mad Max: Fury Road soundstage.) Kunze kwekunge uine maoko akakura kwazvo, hazvigoneke kuti unenge uchiridza ruzha kubva kumakota mapaneru. Asi kana iwe uri pachigaro chemutyairi, yakashongedzerwa neruzha runotapira rwe427 Cobra injini. Iyi iroadster iyo iwe yaunogona kunyatso kupinza mukati uchifamba mu boulevard. (Haumbozivi nguva yauchazoda kuita jam panhunzi.) Hazvina musoro kana ukasabvuma chokwadi chekuti kupera kwema'60s kwainyanya kutaura nezve psychedelic rock uye nefarious contraptions. Iyo $30,000 yakagadziridzwa yekuvaka nhamba yakaenzana kune inodarika $200,000 mumadhora anhasi, kunyangwe zvichiratidzika kunge zvisina chokwadi kuti mumwe munhu asiri mukati meyeuko yakakomba angazombotenga imwe.

6 Bradley GT ($10,000)

Iyo Plymouth, Minnesota-based kit mota kambani yakatanga kutengesa zvinhu zvayo muna 1970 uye nekutenda yakamira kushanda kwese muna 1981. Ini handidi kuve muvengi pano, asi ndinongoda kuti: chinhu ichi iboka rimwechete rakashata! ASI, usati wazvivenga (senge ini), nzwisisa hungwaru hwekutenderera kweBradley GT. Inogona kunge iri motokari yekiti isina simba zvikuru, asi unofanira kuyemura ruzivo rwebhizimisi rwevatangi vekambani: Vaishambadza mumagazini emitambo uye vaichaja vanhu $1.00 pabhukwana remotokari yakanga isati yatombovapo. Vakapawo zvikamu makumi masere ezviuru zvekambani iyi ne$80,000 pachikamu chimwe chete. Bhizinesi iri rakachenjera here? Zvakanaka, vanga vabva pasi kwenguva yakakwana kuti vapinde mumusika neboka reVolkswagen-powered buggies, uye Jeff Dunham ane imwe.

5 Inodhura real estate (kupfuura iwe)

Pano, kumashure, iwe unogona kuona iyo Batmobile mukusiyana kwayo kwekutanga, pamwe neMopars akati wandei uye Woody, inotora nzvimbo diki. Chengetedzo yezveupfumi inodiwa pakuvaka muunganidzwa wemotokari, kunyangwe kadiki kashoma pane yeDunham, inoda zvakanyanya kupfuura izvo munhuwo zvake anogona kutarisira. Hupfumi hwaDunham hunosiyana zvakanyanya zvichienderana nekuti unowana kupi nhamba yacho - kumwe kufungidzira kunotokwira kusvika pamamiriyoni matatu-nhamba - uye anonzi ari kuita mari inodarika madhora makumi maviri nemashanu pagore. Saka usaora mwoyo paunoona mudungwe wemotokari dzinokosha kupfuura zvingabhadharwa nomunhu upi noupi mupenyu nokuda kworudzikinuro rwako. Kungoti nyambo dzako hadzina kunaka sedzaJeff. (Kana yangu, nokuda kwechinhu ichocho.)

4 Kuunganidzwa (Kusina Mutengo)

Mushure mekufamba kwenguva refu muunganidzwa wemotokari yaJeff, munhu anogona kungotanga kushamisika kana paine imwe yakavanzika yakabatana pakati pezvaakasarudzira basa rake uye dzimwe mota dzaakasarudza kusuma auto-kurwara kwake kunyika. Sezvinobvumwa, mazhinji acho haasi chinhu kunze kwemajee (kana asiri majee anodhura zvakanyanya), uye zvikonzero zvekutenga kwake zvakakura senge munhu angafungidzira. Anoti aigara achifarira kuseka vanhu, uye kutyaira motokari ine hunhu kunoita kuti vanhu vafare. Zvisinei, Jeff! Hapana anotenga maBatmobile maviri nekuti anoda vamwe vanhu nyemwerero. Nemotokari-zvikepe uye matangi ari pedyo tambo yevanokwikwidza, zvakachengeteka kufunga kuti ane kuwedzera kusingarapike kumotokari dzaizoganhurana nekuzviparadza kana asina kuchengetedzeka mune zvemari. Watamba zvakanaka, Mr Dunham.

3 Ultraviolet Challenger (Dunham Edition)

Kuve ari weChallenger connoisseur, Dunham ane mukurumbira zvakakwana zvekuti hunhu hwake hwekuve akanaka asphalt mujaho unozivikanwa. Dodge anoziva izvi uye akasarudza kushandisa rudo rwake rweMopar kugadzira pfungwa yakasarudzika yeSEMA. Yakanga iri chinyorwa chakakosha chinonzi Challenger chakabatanidzwa neinjini yemabhokisi 426 iyo yakaburitsa mabhiza anopfuura 500 kuburikidza negiyabhokisi rinomhanya matanhatu richienda kumavhiri ekumashure. Iwe unogona kusafarira kuravira kwake mumajee, asi zvakaoma kupokana nekuravira kwake mumotokari. Kona imwe chete yegaraji rake yaizoropafadza avhareji yemotokari anofarira mazuva ake ese nekupenya kwezuva. Dunham ine mota dzakawanda sezvaungatarisira kubva kumurume anoita mamirioni.

2 Woody ($64,000)

Chii chakanaka muti Hapana kuunganidzwa kwemota kwapera pasina Woody? (Ona zvandakaita ipapo?) Zvakachengeteka kutaura kuti majee angu anenge akanaka seJeff, kunyange zvazvo muunganidzwa wangu wemotokari uri kushayikwa zvinosuruvarisa kana uchienzaniswa nengarava dzaJeff. Uye pamusoro pazvo, ane classic woody mumamiriro asina kuchena. Uye haisi ngoro yeGriswolds yemhuri-inoshamwaridzika, inobata sechikepe chinononoka uye inotaridzika zvakanyanya - nepo matanda achiuya mune zvese zvinonaka, Dunham ari kutarisisa zvinhu zvakanaka. Nepo maitiro aya aita kuti huni hubatanidzwe kumamodeli kubva kuCadillac kuenda kuPackard, Dunham's Woody ndeimwe yeakanakisa kutarisa.

1 Time Machine ($30,000–$541,000)

"Shandisa nguva yako maseketi," anodaro. “Musatombonetseka nemaIndia iwayo,” anodaro. Ndaigaro funga kuti kana uri rudzi rwemunhu anovimba naprofessor ane ziso remusango paanokuudza kuti "maIndia aya haatombovapo" paanokuraira kuti utsike gas pedal wobva wawedzera kukurumidza kumadziro. wakafanirwa nezvakakumirira. Zvakare, kana iwe usingakwanise kuwana mugwagwa wakareba uye wakatwasuka wemugwagwa mugwenga (kunze kwenzvimbo dzese unogona kuwana mugwagwa wakareba uye wakatwasuka wakakwana) kurova 88 mph, iwe unofanirwa kunge wabira Ferrari kubva kuRibhiya iyo plutonium yose. Zvino mazhinji ematambudziko aunoda kugadzirisa angadai asina kumboitika, Marty.

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